Pardon my typo.

May 21

I suck at texting unless:

• I am in a relationship with you
• You are my mom
• I need something
• Me and you are close as fuck

(Source: ahtnamasyay, via tella1985)

May 13

The Internet should be more British.

(Source: 9GAG)

Dec 27

(Source: abookwormthing, via tella1985)

Dec 24

• Canada: Flavour
• Australia: Flavour
• UK: Flavour
• US: Flavor-
• UK: YOU'RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART.
• UK: WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A REBEL YOUNG MAN I WILL NOT STAND-
• UK: WHAT ARE YOU DOING PUT THAT TEA DOWN

Aug 24

Jun 06

(Source: ummhello)

Jun 03

Draft: The Most Comma Mistakes -

Rules about when to use and not to use commas are legion. But certain errors keep popping up.

May 03

Etymology: What color is your language? | The Economist

Apr 01

“In 1834, according to Jack Lynch, a writer under the pseudonym “P” became the first person to proscribe split infinitives clearly. The “rule” was widely picked up, and has been inflicted on generations of English-learners ever since, despite, to reprise our rule, the fact that it is “pointless” — Sticklers: Gotta split | The Economist

Mar 19

LQL (Laughing Quite Loudly)